And is that all

Do uncontrollable sugar cravings sometimes just take hold of you?Do you sometimes feel like your first world hellhole would benefit from a technologically superior delivery team? Well then meet Tickles! Our best, and only, ice cream delivery gal’ .

And what glamorous gear does she have? Well let’s start with the piece de resistance: The crowbar. Not just any crowbar, oh no. The YouScreamIGrin Mark 2 Crowbar that's 100% pure melted and reforged, refolded Tungsten. The best in the biz when it comes to a healthy relationship between customer and retailer.

But that certainly isn't the end of it. On the left arm, we have the ThirdScoop Bionic limb installed just from above the elbow. Nothing like three tons of pressure power in your grip to hold a strawberry-flavored, rainbow sprinkled single globe ice-creamy delight!

And is that all? Not by a long shot! Twin Bionic Legs to crack the asphalt with the mad dash to your door. ‘Cause you know what? There’s nothing worse than a late ice cream delivery. Am I right? Even if completely melted and dried onto the steel-encased fingers of Tickles, your Ice Cream is guaranteed to arrive! And you are guaranteed to pay, even if you have to lick it off said fingers.

And to top it all off? We have a pair of the most perky-pink, adorable rabbit ears to charm you out of your hard-earned cash. So what’ll it be? Trick? Or Treat?