"Kunfu Fox"

"The day Juan Salvador the fox peeped into a cottage and caught sight of a ninja movie on television for the first time, he became fascinated by the 'dash, jump, turn and hit' move of the protagonist, and began to practice it every day. But as time went by without even the slightest trace of perceivable progress, he decided to forget about it. One day, as he walked, he heard very unusual human screams: "Tiiiiiiimbeeeeeeeeewatchouuuuuut" They were logging, again. Juan Salvador paid attention to the scream and noticed that it meant "Timber! Watch out!" but when said in one breath, it sounded like one single word and... an idea flashed inside his furry head. He didn't have to make a dash, make a jump, make a turn and give a hit What he had to make was a... DASHJUMPTURNHIT It had to be just one move, fluid, not thinking much. He took his cane and got in between the lumberjacks. This is the end of the story of Juan Salvador the fox, and the beginning of the legend of 'The Guardian of the Forbidden Forest', but that's a story told only by humans so that nobody takes wood from that place ever again" ( Inspire in "juan salvador gaviota")